• Features Are So Easy To Add Meme

    There is always that one person on the call that is either on QA or a BA that loves to agree to features and throw out ideas like it can be done over night. Simple right? I will just whip a 1 week long feature in a day, no big deal.  Having a team that […]

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  • Feel Like A Programmer

    That magical moment when you complete a project and successfully release with minimal issues.  I like a feel a programmer.  Professional status. Enjoy that moment because then it goes back into the stress of development for the next several quarters.  It’s the small things. User submissions welcome.  Email: admin@developermemes.com

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  • Support All Scenarios Including Mobile

    With the smartphone industry taking over it is impossible not to support every platform but also a huge challenge to actually support all platforms and scenarios.  That is my favorite expectation from above, that it needs to look, work, flow exactly the same no matter what environment your site or app is running on. I […]

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  • EULA Sorcery

    Ever actually read the End User License Agreement?  I am not sure anyone that truly reads its.  I like the jokes where you agree to give up your first born child and random items.  Silly. I have always wanted to write my own and include some of the most asinine things just to see if I get […]

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  • Nerd Pick Up Lines

    So called “Nerds” are notoriously thought of to have a hard time picking up a lady.  Maybe these will help?? Baby you turn my floppy disk…into a hard drive. It’s not the length of the vector that counts…it’s how you apply the force. You must be the square root of two..’cause I feel irrational around […]

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  • Bugs in Production

    No one ever likes finding a bug that they missed in their Production environment.  However, the more important issue, is to be able to fix and push a hot fix out in a timely manner.  Adapt and overcome. User submissions welcome.  Email: admin@developermemes.com

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